I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and I'm in therapy and am always working on something.

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets all juicy." We didn't even believe it. We were like, "Well, that's weird."

I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.