I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

I don't run around feeling infused with positivity, but I'll have to be taking my last breath before I'll admit I'm dying. So I'm either optimistic or in denial.

I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going to be okay."

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me.

[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world, people who think they're good people and comedians who have a good message or whatever, then that's great. If there's some kind of balance there that's good.