Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through a breakup and you see something, so I just don't even look at those things any more [ in Instagram].

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.

There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want to do this but whatever the universe thinks is right, I'm open." Because otherwise it causes me so much pain if I don't get what I want. It's my least favorite thing.

That's the same thing that is making me like George W. Bush. "He was nice. I know he was nice. He didn't know what he was doing but he was nice."

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me.