Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update.

Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.

Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.