I actually really do meditation and then I spend my morning reading.

I don't like to joke about dating.

Any expectation is what pain is.

My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.

If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year.

I'm really big on hormones.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.