I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.

I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world, people who think they're good people and comedians who have a good message or whatever, then that's great. If there's some kind of balance there that's good.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

In terms of what happened to Amy [Schumer], if that happened to me I would be like, "Yes, please leave." But I toured a lot. I started as an opening feature act touring a lot during the [George W.] Bush years, like around 2007. I was touring during the [Barack] Obama election - the first one with [Sarah] Palin and [John] McCain - and I talked to crowds about that and they were always split down the middle.

I think I say things nicely and my whole goal is to be understood and that includes by people who don't understand me.

[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and I'm in therapy and am always working on something.