I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world, people who think they're good people and comedians who have a good message or whatever, then that's great. If there's some kind of balance there that's good.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep.

I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated.

I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.

I don't like to joke about dating.

I have no choice sometimes, but there's something about being alone. When I'm alone I might not speak for 24 hours, but you're totally seeing things. It's a pretty cool experience.