God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, "A man and woman have a baby."

There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want to do this but whatever the universe thinks is right, I'm open." Because otherwise it causes me so much pain if I don't get what I want. It's my least favorite thing.

[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.

I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids. I'm doing what I want to do and people who want kids are doing what they want to do. What about this scenario makes me selfish?