My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through a breakup and you see something, so I just don't even look at those things any more [ in Instagram].

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

Have you ever seen the stereotype of the angry yoga teacher? There are some people that are at an 11 and yoga takes them down to a nine. That's me.

I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.

I'm still hibernating so I get really frustrated with other people's goals and just stop.