I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that's where I'm ambitious.

I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets all juicy." We didn't even believe it. We were like, "Well, that's weird."

I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going to be okay."

I have a new rule where I only follow fashion people on Instagram.

Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.

For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep.

Any expectation is what pain is.