[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

I want to re-visit everything. We're people and we're so different. I think it would just be nice if it wasn't just like, "Eww, women." That would be a big thing for me.

I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?

I'm still hibernating so I get really frustrated with other people's goals and just stop.

I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].

I don't like to joke about dating.