I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.

[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to have people listen that should hear me is good.

I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.

I'm the queen of outside speakers.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.

I'm not like Woody Allen like, "Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh." I'm just high-strung. So I do need to do a lot of stuff.