I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

My birthday is in August - right before September, so I have that "back to school" feeling ingrained in me so that time of year is when I usually do personal goals or resolutions.

I know everyone says they go to yoga, but I actually really go. I notice that helps me so much.

It's like, "Women can't handle things because they're always sad. That's estrogen." Men brag about testosterone, which makes them completely out of control too. On the other end of things, it's like, "Oh it was just testosterone. He got in a bar fight." Why is that better than crying at work?

I'm still hibernating so I get really frustrated with other people's goals and just stop.

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.