I don't like to joke about dating.

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, "A man and woman have a baby."

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I'm just going to go to schools and give inspirational speeches about our bodies. I'll just wear flowing dresses and talk way quieter than I can.

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old.