I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I made a career goals list for 2017 and it's so funny. I have low self-esteem or something, so I put both wishes and goals. The goals were things I'm going to do anyway, because I have no choice because my job is to do stand-up comedy so I have to tour and I have to write stuff. The wishes were all things that could be goals. As in, I bet people who have achieved these things called them goals at one point. But I haven't looked at that piece of paper since.

I don't have that addictive, "What's going on?" feeling anymore, thank god.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.

I know everyone says they go to yoga, but I actually really go. I notice that helps me so much.