I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!"

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets all juicy." We didn't even believe it. We were like, "Well, that's weird."

I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, "A man and woman have a baby."