Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.
Jen LancasterAs I examine my life through this book, I can't help but wonder if my mother was right. Maybe I really was what I ate. And maybe if she'd let me eat a little more sugar, I'd have come out sweeter.
Jen LancasterI'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.
Jen LancasterI never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge.
Jen LancasterI don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.
Jen LancasterIโm instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but thatโs when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may come off like a stark raving asshat, being funny is the most important tool I have to stay sane. The ability to say what I think is the key to allowing me to feel in control.
Jen Lancaster