Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

I've determined the ideal job for me is one where I can write clever essays about my life and my employer will give me enough money not only to live a comfortable existence, but also to buy many, many new pairs of shoes.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.

Point? Maybe you aren't a Carrie or a Samantha or a Charlotte or a Miranda. Maybe you're just you.

The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously.