No, it's not a 'corpse thing.' I feel I lack the emotional capacity to deal with those in mourning.

I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may come off like a stark raving asshat, being funny is the most important tool I have to stay sane. The ability to say what I think is the key to allowing me to feel in control.

Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader.

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.

I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.