Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.