For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don't like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse.

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.