I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

I can't tan naturally.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

I don't think I'm successful.