I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.