I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

I am best viewed from a distance.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.