I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.