I can't tan naturally.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.