I can't tan naturally.

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.