I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
I can't tan naturally.
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.