I can't tan naturally.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I am best viewed from a distance.

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.