I can't tan naturally.

I can't tan naturally.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.