I can't tan naturally.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

I can't tan naturally.

I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.