Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.
I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
I am best viewed from a distance.
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.