I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.