My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.

My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.