My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

I am best viewed from a distance.

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.