What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I can't tan naturally.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.