The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.
As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.