I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.