I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.