I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

I am best viewed from a distance.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.