I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.