Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.