There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

I don't think I'm successful.