I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.