I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.