The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.