I try to be appreciative of what I have instead of bitter about what I’ve lost.

...and whenever I had menstral cramps, I could just pretend that Voldemort was close.

But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.

I try to be appreciative of what I have instead of bitter about what I’ve lost.

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up.

One of the most important things I learned is forging a rapport with someone at your insurance company. Know their names. You'll eventually get someone who will tell you, "This is how you do an appeal. This is what you need to say in your letter. " You can also always go to the ER to get whatever you need to tide you over for a few days.