Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.