A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.