That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.