'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
Jeph JacquesThat's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
Jeph JacquesThe quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
Jeph JacquesYour whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.
Jeph Jacques