Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.