You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.