There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.