You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.