If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.

I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!