If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.