I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

All this health and safety talk is just killing me.

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!