I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
Jeremy ClarksonI wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.
Jeremy ClarksonPlanet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
Jeremy ClarksonIf you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!
Jeremy Clarkson