I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette