It was as relaxing as being tickled.

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.