Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
Jeremy ClarksonWhenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
Jeremy ClarksonI started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
Jeremy ClarksonLike every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the wellbeing of those who set foot on its premises. Studios must display warning notices if there is real glass on the set, and the other day I was presented with a booklet explaining how to use a door. I am not kidding.
Jeremy Clarkson