The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.

I'm a horse of a man!