The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

When we went to Canada [with Top Gear], I was staggered about how many people got in touch ... Before we finish with The Grand Tour, we'll definitely be appearing in Canada at some point. Nothing is more certain than that.

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.

I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.