Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.

I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.