Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!

You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.