Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

What a great hitch to pit!